100 Truths...

100. My name is Gracie, and I have a blog.


99. I have never seen a political ad that is actually nice about their competition, or even neutral.


98. If you are in the middle of a moment with your significant other, or if there is any possibility of you having one, if a third party comes along and vocalizes the fact that there is a moment going down, all chance of a moment is instantly killed.


97. Trigonometry is a hard class.


96. Laughter truly is the best medicine, but if the person you are ticked at is the one that makes you laugh all it does it tick you off more.


95. Sometimes, you just need to be hugged and not let go.


94. Tears can make you feel like the world is ending, but just one tear of joy can be one of the most beautiful things in the world.


93. I don't care who you are, dating your best friend's sibling is WAAAYYYY different than dating your sibling's best friend, but both are not the smartest just as a general rule.


92. The internet was made for procrastinators.


91. Some people just can't take a hint.


90. I Can't Believe It's Not Butter? Well can you believe it's poop in a bucket?


89. Guys: No matter what the world says, you can be attractive AND nice AND smart. Trust me.


88. Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.


87. Photobombs just make every picture better.


86. Gingers do have a heart. No matter what the internet says.


85. The internet does NOT count as a deep conversation, no matter what you are talking about. I don't care. You're argument is invalid.


84. The iPad is just an oversize iTouch. While it may look cooler, all it is is more awkward to hold.


83. There is just something so wrong about male strippers. Women are bad enough... But good gosh... **shudder**


82. This list is going to take a LONG time to write.


81. God is real, relevant, personal, truth, loving, and powerful.


80. Just because a movie is black and white, doesn't make it a classic. It does, however, make it awesome.


79. Love can never die of natural causes, it can only be murdered.


78. Life just isn't as fun without wiggly teeth. Why can't we all be sharks?


77. No matter how much you hate school, everyone has that one teacher that they can't deny impacted them.


76. Sometimes the hardest person in the world to trust is yourself.


75. Life really is like a box of chocolates Mrs. Gump.


74. Just because someone if famous, it doesn't mean that they are extra talented or extra untalented. It just means that they are famous.


73. If you hate on the haters, all it does is make you a hater.


72. No matter how illogical, paper somehow always seems to beat rock.


71. Alaska has the highest percent of people who walk to work.


70. In Japan, there are square watermelons. Apparently they stack better.


69. I just can't seem to write a fact on this one.


68. Music can move you far more than words.


67. All people are drawn to beauty. People just all have different definitions on what beauty is.


66. There are oysters in the Caribbean that can climb trees.


65. If you are in a group that is stereotyped, and none of you conform to the stereotype except for one person, the stereotype will live on forever.


64. People should stop spending so much time on trying to find intelligent life outside out humans, and learn to be humans themselves.


63. When Heinz Ketchup leaves the bottle, it travels not at 25 miles per hour, but 25 miles PER YEAR.


62. If people outwardly reflected the beauty inside of them, it would be much easier to see who is worth your time or not. But the people who are ugly inside need to hold at least one thing to their name, otherwise they'd have absolutely nothing, so they have a pretty face to mask what is inside. Mind you, there are ugly ugly people and pretty pretty people, but the mixed ones are a trip.


61. Woody Allen spoke truth with this line:
"I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.” -- Woody Allen


60. Sometimes people just weren't meant to sing well, but it doesn't mean they weren't meant to sing.


59. I think I somehow changed fonts but that is okay. In the grand scheme of things, a changed font is no crisis. 


58. Love is like a city. If you give a person all the water you have all at once, as soon as you are out of water that person is going to move on. But, if you take your time and space out how much water you give them, you'll never run out of water and that person will never leave.


57. Laziness is far to present in every Christian I've ever seen. We seriously need to pick up the slack, and that is definitely including me. 


56. Yearbook pictures will be awful every year. There is no avoiding a bad picture. Your parents, however, will always say that they love it. And 9 times out of 10, the sad truth is that they actually do.


55. Marriage is like a toaster with a lifetime guarantee. If it really is broken, send it in so that can fix it and send it back. If you try to get another one, you'll always feel like you are missing something. If you are the one who broke it, it is up to you to fix it. But drops, scrapes, and ignoring when on fire are much harder to fix than a crossed wire.


54. Dressing up a dog is just wrong.


53. You are right Mike. There is just something about sharing.


52. Being different would be better if everyone did it. Then different would be normal. And no, it does not defeat the point.


51. The people you meet stay with you forever. Do the world a favor and don't be a sucky friend. Do you really want to be remembered as that?


50. Think you are having a bad day? Somewhere in this world, someone was just told that they look like Edward Cullen. Feel better?


49. Love is a very good, very rare thing. I say rare not because no one has it, but because it seems the people who say they have it never do and the people who do have it don't admit it.


48.  Quillows- Half quilt, half pillow... All awesome.


47. Christ was a Jew.


46. All that zombies do is walk around doing whatever they can do to keep walking around. Zombies cannot be humans, but all too often humans are zombies.


45. Music is amazing. It can communicate so much more than just words can.


44. Jeremy Messersmith has a good voice. 


43. Valentine's Day is the worst day ever thought of ever becoming a holiday. Whoever suggested it should die on the rack.


42. If you listen to your gut too much, you end up really fat.


41. Cell phones are really strange if you really think about them.


40. One in 5000 babies is born without an opening in it's anus. I know that is terrible, but it was random and hilarious enough that it needed to be added.


39. People in this world are covered in hurt and lies. We are the ones who need to clean them up. 


38. A silly website is funny while you are on it, but then it's an hour later and you still haven't gotten that paper done for class tomorrow.


37. Beautiful: A word everyone needs to be called more often.


36. We are all loved. No matter how alone you feel, you have someone fighting on your side. No matter how abandoned you may seem, you will never be forgotten.


35. It really doesn't matter how your hair looks or if your makeup looks perfect. In God's eyes and mine, you are amazing.


34. Avocados are a super fruit, they come with their own bowl. 


33. If you had a screen in the middle of your chest, visible to the world, that displayed every thought that you ever had, people would turn their heads in disgust. Why then do we not when we think them?


32. Nothing was meant to be "dirty." We've twisted something that was supposed to be pure, and for what? A joke? No thank you.


31. Generalizations are retarded.


30. Isn't it hilarious when an old person uses a word that means something completely different now? It makes me laugh anyway.


29. Calculators are VERY GOOD THINGS. Especially my handy dandy TI-84 Plus. Not too fancy, but it could still make the crappy little things that you see in the bins as you are checking out at Office Depot weep with envy of it's awesomeness. 


28. Writing is probably the best class ever born out of the human mind. Way to go human mind! You made one good thing!


27. Procrastination is never a good thing. But it always seems to happen.


26. People keep making all these romantic movies with titles somehow referencing Romeo and Juliette. Obviously they haven't actually read the book OR seen the play...


25. A single red rose is still one of the most romantic things that a person can give another person.


24. Am I the only person in the world that thinks it's weird when a girl gives a guy flowers? Maybe like a pound of meat or something, but flowers? Really?


23. The world would be a better place if we were all bald.


22. When you are crying, it just feels so much more right when you are being held by a good friend.


21. Walt Disney's head is probably rolling around his hermetically-sealed frozen grave at what his company has become.


20. Culture snobs deserve to be smacked.


19. Cookie Monster shall always eat cookies in my book. Down Veggie Tofu Monster! Go home and try again.


18. Disney is timeless. No matter how old you are, a classic Disney is the way to go. Not the new stuff. that stuff is boo.


17. I'm putting waaaayyyy too much effort into making this list happen before tomorrow. Actually, it already is tomorrow. Before I SLEEP. There we go.


16. The Onion is the best place to find the political going-ons. 


15. If you have managed to read all this, I'm so impressed that I owe you a giant hug. Or you have no life, but I will still give you a hug of pity.


14. I have yet to meet a Christian who doesn't enjoy cheese of some sort. If you can track one down you will make me feel like an idiot for making it my blog title. Seriously though who doesn't like cheese? 


13. People who do photo shoots wearing only underwear or a swim suit SHOULD NOT BE WEARING HIGH HEELS. At least wear slippers or flip flops if you don't want to be barefoot.


12. It's not lupus.


11. Good people are easier to come by then you would think.  


10. I have done FREAKING 90 OF THESE.


9. I feel as if this should end with a bang. You know, all deep and stuff. But I'm just so glad to be almost done I can't think deep thoughts anymore.


8. Life without love is like writing with a broken pencil. Pointless.


7. This is my favorite number.


6. Punny things are good things.


5. I do not wish that I was a fish, no matter how much I sing about it. I'm perfectly happy with my current human life. 


4. Girls and guys have it equally hard. Girls have to deal with their bodies and emotions... Guys get the emotions dumped on them.


3. I'm finishing this just for Carolyn Tillman. 


2. Sometimes people are really, REALLY hard to love. But somehow we're supposed to love them anyway.


1. This list... It is complete. :)

Shalom!